I realise its a foolish question when the obvious answer is coffee.
I want to say I respect those of you who choose to drink tea, but I can’t. Unless it’s the post apocalypse and you weren’t adequately prepared. You are searching the rubble and in that last ration box before you go into terminal caffeine shutdown you just have to drink tea. In which case shame on you.
Unless its one of those fruity caffeine free herbal teas in the box. There is just no reason to drink those, ever! even in the post apocalyptic wasteland or Earl Grey – Captain Picard be damned.
|Why? for when Earl Grey tea is too much for you?|
While there is much waffle written about the way tea is prepared, waxing rhapsodic about its origins, history blah, blah.
“the budda discovered tea when he found it picked him up after spending the day mediating….”
what a powerhouse of a drink, being able to revive someone after a hard days thinking. Given the simplicity of the the process it is easy to see why tea was invented early in our history. Its so easy hippies can do it.
Lets consider the process of making tea.
|its not like boiling it in the old days|
- Grow plant,
- Dry leaves,
- Dump in hot water.
Over the years tea swillers have tried to make the process more interesting. Bizarre rituals – see the milk in first controversy, pickling it, having to wear uncomfortable pants while you make it such as in Japanese Tea Ceremony and I don’t want to know what goes into those black malteser sized tapioca pearls in bubble tea drinks. shudder. Attempts to add some engineering goodness to the process of tea have at best resulted in Samovars which are just about making hot water. The 3000 year old version of one of these.
|Praise the earth for it has given us TEA.|
But trying to dress it up as much as you can its still dried leaves in boiling water. This is why when I think of tea all I can picture is Hippies.
I’m not saying if you drink tea you are a hippy, it’s just that’s the image that is called to my mind whenever someone offers me a cup of tea. Plus the smell.
COFFEE on the other hand, calls to mind images of industry, steam engineering and madness.
Such as the great Victorian engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel calling for coffee as he carries a temporarily overwhelmed Ada Lovelace through the vice and verse ridden poet’s corner of London. For more of the thrilling adventures of Lovelace and Babbage go here.
|A big shout out to Melina Sydney Padua the author of the above panel|
|Either that or Walter White’s work bench|
The pinnacle of beverages, the ULTIMATE coffee will result in such experiences as described below from the comic Girl Genius, click here for the full tale
|Isn’t this always what you hoped the first time you tasted coffee?|
So in summary when I think of tea, I see hippies. When I ask for coffee I want it to be prepared using this
so what’s your beverage of choice? and why isn’t it coffee?